JT with @kltlangley #itfeelslikesomethinsheatinup

JT with @kltlangley #itfeelslikesomethinsheatinup

Got our wedding photos back today and I am floored at how much I love them.  Photos by the ever amazing Adam Hanly.

Cat belly.

Cat belly.

Porch dinner. First day of new job. Aaahhhh :)

Porch dinner. First day of new job. Aaahhhh :)

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?

ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH

You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?

ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH

You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.
GAME OVER

The correct answer is to step back before this torso incident and tell this knight that his mother was a hamster and his father smells of elderberries.Amateurs.

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?

ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH

You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?

ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH

You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.

GAME OVER

The correct answer is to step back before this torso incident and tell this knight that his mother was a hamster and his father smells of elderberries.

Amateurs.

(Source: staydepressed)

akgarcia331:

vulcansausage:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

OH MY GOD SO CUTE 

This is brilliant.

(Source: seraphica)

Happy Sundog.

Happy Sundog.

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joeydeangelis:

Volcano Choir | “Byegone”

This song makes me wanna find a dirt road and fly some hand planes out the window.

If I was into whispery posts this would be one…

…but since I’m not I’m just going to come out and say this. Last Friday was my last day at my HR job and next Monday is the first day of the next chapter of my life as a school counselor.

This is the first time in my life that I’ll have true ownership at my job. That is both amazingly exciting and terrifying. I am the first and only school counselor at my school, the program implementer, and the only person that has a full understanding of what my job entails.

I need to be ok with taking this one bite at a time. I need to be ok with looking at first day/ first week rather than first year/ or even first month as I give myself a chance to acclimate. I need to take a deep breath and listen to my awesome colleagues when they say that anything I do will be better than the lack of counseling program they’ve had.
I need to forgive myself for getting approximately 10% of the things I planned for my house done this week while I’ve been off. I need to remember that taking today to visit my grandparents means far more than a clean house. I need to give myself permission to have a tiny internal freak out no matter how well prepared I am with 45 graduate credit hours of training, for the first time I hear a kid tell me they’re facing an adult sized problem, because GD that just isn’t ever fair.

Holy crisp (autocorrect I’m leaving because I really do need to clean up my language for being around the bitties) guys, this is my life and it’s happening.

I asked Mike what he would do if he came home to this tomorrow. He asked where it would sleep. Probably in the pile of pets currently existing on top of me every night. How is that the only thing that came to mind?!

I’ve already named him Navin in my head.

I asked Mike what he would do if he came home to this tomorrow. He asked where it would sleep. Probably in the pile of pets currently existing on top of me every night. How is that the only thing that came to mind?!

I’ve already named him Navin in my head.