fourchirps: I feel betrayed. Blanc moved. The best burgers in Kansas City are no longer around the corner from me. This is good news for any of the suburbanites who were too afraid of being shot in Westport to get the most delicious burger and finest beer-battered onion rings money can buy.  Also, this leaves a big gaping hole in Westport. The closing of Starbucks, that one pizza place, and the always empty Blaney’s makes four consecutive vacant spaces. However, the night life is still surprisingly hopping. ____________________ What?!  This makes me sad.  Despite it’s sometimes-shadiness, I’m Pro-Westport and businesses that will keep it thriving.  If anything happens to Korma Sutra, throatpunches will be in order.  It just doesn’t taste the same in OP.

fourchirps:

I feel betrayed. Blanc moved. The best burgers in Kansas City are no longer around the corner from me. This is good news for any of the suburbanites who were too afraid of being shot in Westport to get the most delicious burger and finest beer-battered onion rings money can buy. 

Also, this leaves a big gaping hole in Westport. The closing of Starbucks, that one pizza place, and the always empty Blaney’s makes four consecutive vacant spaces. However, the night life is still surprisingly hopping.

____________________

What?!  This makes me sad.  Despite it’s sometimes-shadiness, I’m Pro-Westport and businesses that will keep it thriving. 

If anything happens to Korma Sutra, throatpunches will be in order.  It just doesn’t taste the same in OP.

thedailywhat:

Muppets Studio Video of the Day: All poor Beaker wants to do is perform a meepy rendition of the Kansas classic “Dust in the Wind,” but anonymous YouTube comment bullies are making it very difficult for him to concentrate.

Meep on, Beaker. Meep on.

[muppetsstudio.]

Oh, The Bachelor

rhapsodyinj:

Asking multiple fathers for their blessings to marry their daughters? Really? Really?! That’s just not ok.

I’m over this season.

______________________

…until we watch it next Monday to see what kind of scandalous, ridiculousness goes down. 

Spotted: I-29 somewhere just outside Omaha Yup…that’s a tanker of inedible fat.

Spotted: I-29 somewhere just outside Omaha

Yup…that’s a tanker of inedible fat.

thedaintysquid: (via sarah london textiles)  _______________ MMMMM!

thedaintysquid:

(via sarah london textiles)

 _______________

MMMMM!

thedailywhat: Facebook Fracas of the Day: Farmville: Serious Business. [reddit.]  __________________ Apparently Farmville is not to be messed with.

thedailywhat:

Facebook Fracas of the Day: Farmville: Serious Business.

[reddit.]

 __________________

Apparently Farmville is not to be messed with.

"Um … well, you know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."
—

The answer to “what’s Jagermeister?” on Modern Family

(via tumbledrylow : heyitscat : missblogger : postgradslump : aaisfor)

SO good (so good, so good, so good!)

(via whatthehale)

I meant to blog this last night, but that meant I had to get off the couch and walk to get my computer. Modern Family might be my favorite show on TV right now.

(via jimmyjimmyjimmy)

Steven Seagal: Lawman

menstrom:

How had I never heard of this before today? I can only imagine someone pitching this show to A&E.

Producer: I have this great idea for a new reality show. It’s like COPS, only with a washed-up action star.

A&E Exec: Brilliant! Karen, get me Steven Seagal on the line.

Karen: Sir, he’s already on the line. He’s been waiting on hold for three weeks now. He says his children are hungry.

This begs the question, why is there not a Walker, Texas Ranger: The Reality Show yet.

______________________

It is amazing.  The best part is in the intro when he says authoritatively “I’m Steven Segal…that’s right, Steven Segal.” 

(via fuckyeahryangosling) _______________ Oh dang.

(via fuckyeahryangosling)

_______________

Oh dang.

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