todaysdocument:

Alexander Hamilton was born on January 11, 1757, the illegitimate son of a poor itinerant merchant. He would go on to become a lieutenant colonel in the American Revolution, a close confidant to George Washington, a delegate to the Constitutional Convention, and first Secretary of the Treasury.

 I first read this as “poor internet merchant” and immediately thought of a cheesy sales site with a MIDI playing in the background.  The internet has ruined me for life.

todaysdocument:

Alexander Hamilton was born on January 11, 1757, the illegitimate son of a poor itinerant merchant. He would go on to become a lieutenant colonel in the American Revolution, a close confidant to George Washington, a delegate to the Constitutional Convention, and first Secretary of the Treasury.

 I first read this as “poor internet merchant” and immediately thought of a cheesy sales site with a MIDI playing in the background.  The internet has ruined me for life.

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