menstrom: dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: Your Soul Patch The thought of you purposefully carving your facial hair to resemble a tiny bikini wax is not the least bit enticing. That type of bikini wax was designed to attract dudes to the situation. So the fact that you’ve converted your face into a glorified landing strip for the sole purpose of bringing “sexy back” only indicates to most girls that you love the vagine so much you wanted to permanently mount one on your face. Sure, genies had magical beards in myth, and could pull some sweet tricks, but yours is so vile, that if you twirl it with your fingers, and listen closely, you can hear every single vagina in a five mile radius close up shop for good. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kat. For Jacks.  —————————————————- Chris Gaines = Garth Brooks.  This is something I could have gone the rest of my life without remembering ever existed. Also the soul patch is only a deal breaker if paired with Ed Hardy or tribal tee shirts, neck chains, earrings (but not stretchers), eyeliner (unless you’re Adam Lambert), labret piercings (metal peeking out of fuzz = fail), or other things that I’m sure I’m forgetting that are toeing the dealbreaking line on their own.  Otherwise, open to interpretation.

menstrom:

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: Your Soul Patch

The thought of you purposefully carving your facial hair to resemble a tiny bikini wax is not the least bit enticing. That type of bikini wax was designed to attract dudes to the situation. So the fact that you’ve converted your face into a glorified landing strip for the sole purpose of bringing “sexy back” only indicates to most girls that you love the vagine so much you wanted to permanently mount one on your face. Sure, genies had magical beards in myth, and could pull some sweet tricks, but yours is so vile, that if you twirl it with your fingers, and listen closely, you can hear every single vagina in a five mile radius close up shop for good.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kat.

For Jacks.

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Chris Gaines = Garth Brooks.  This is something I could have gone the rest of my life without remembering ever existed.

Also the soul patch is only a deal breaker if paired with Ed Hardy or tribal tee shirts, neck chains, earrings (but not stretchers), eyeliner (unless you’re Adam Lambert), labret piercings (metal peeking out of fuzz = fail), or other things that I’m sure I’m forgetting that are toeing the dealbreaking line on their own.  Otherwise, open to interpretation.